double brown bagger

A term for a girl so ugly you need a brown bag for her ugly ass face and one for you because you will be so embarresed

Wow Oprah is such a double brown bagger, but i still hit it shes rich

by hashinator May 24, 2006

brown bagger

A person who goes to restraunts or other people's houses to have diarrea. This is a frequent occurance, and often without exchange of pleasentries.

person 1: Yo homes you be brown baggin!
brown bagger: ...

by Bacon Mcbonerface Sandwich October 12, 2008

brown bagger

a white woman who likes licking the cream off the balls of black men for lunch.

Michelle used to be cool, but now she's a brown bagger.

by captainculo May 13, 2008

brownbagger

an ugly ass girl with a smoking body
also see BENGAL

its called a brownbagger... cuz shes one of those girls that ud fuck if they had a brown bag over there head

by THE BIG BLACK COCK June 10, 2003

double brownbagger

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.

Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.

by D-Glove February 24, 2004

Brownbagger

adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.

"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."

"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."

"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"

by TNT&MnMs March 5, 2010

brownbagger

A married member of the United States Marine Corps.

Lcpl. Graham refused to get any pussy in Thailand because he is a brownbagger.

by Candidate Badass August 30, 2007