brocialism

Brocialism is the political, social, and economic ideology of those who claim to have Socialist or Communist leanings, but whose behaviour or beliefs are hypocritically sexist. A brocialist will probably even claim to be a feminist, and actively supportive of women's equality, sometimes in the same moment that they treat women like dirt. Brocialist party meetings often consist of nine guys explaining Trotsky to each other while two women sit silent and forgotten in the corner.

She couldn't believe the level of brocialism present at her branch meeting. It was basically just a frat party with assigned readings.

by JohnMoreDread December 26, 2015

brocialize

(verb)
The act of socializing with the bros by one who is a bro.

"Brian kept saying all this fucked up shit last night in front of everyone. I think he needs some more practice brocializing."

"If those dudes brocialize any more, I think they might brocreate tonight."

by Portlyone October 28, 2009

brocial studies

the study of the history of bros, including biographies of famous bros, major events during their rising, and any other relevant information.

"Bro, i wish this college offered a course in Brocial Studies."

by ali mac April 19, 2010

brogiality

Derived from the word, collegiality, this is the sense of brotherhood that you get at the gym when you go everyday at the same time and see the same bros over and over

I love going to the gym because of brogiality

by dk90 June 11, 2018

brovalone

a bros favorite kind of cheese

bro1- yo bro want a panini

bro2- hell yell broski
bro1- what kind of cheese u want brochacho
bro2- how bout some brovalone broham
bro1- totes!

by yoyoninja September 8, 2010

Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.

After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?

by beachesbeersbitchesbongs December 4, 2009

broval

The oval at The Ohio State University where all the bros and slampieces flock during Spring Quarter. Nothing better than walking to class and seeing some girl in a bikini laying out and bros playing catch with a football.

Hey man do you wanna head to over the broval later today to chill and maybe toss the pigskin arounf?

by jijiji June 28, 2011