A friendly male bonding gesture in which a man thrusts his penis into another man's anus. Similar to brofist, only more meaningful and significant, usually reserved for occasions where a man has done something especially great or awesome enough to warrant a bropump.
Dave: Hey bro, I was at Best Buy today and got you a copy of Battlefield: Bad Company 3 so that you and I can play together. I know money is tight for you right now, but hopefully this will bring you some enjoyment.
Steve: Holy shit, bro!! You serious?! Thanks a lot, that's awesome!! Brofist! No... wait... this calls for something greater. Get over here and unzip your pants real quick!
Dave: Um, what?
Steve: Bropump, man, bropump!! Hell yeah! Hurry up, while I'm still hard.
Dave: Uh, Steve, doesn't that seem kinda gay to you?
Steve: Nah bro nah, not gay at all, just showing you some appreciation. I'm straight, you're straight. I've done this plenty of times with my other bros.
Steve: Holy shit, bro!! You serious?! Thanks a lot, that's awesome!! Brofist! No... wait... this calls for something greater. Get over here and unzip your pants real quick!
Dave: Um, what?
Steve: Bropump, man, bropump!! Hell yeah! Hurry up, while I'm still hard.
Dave: Uh, Steve, doesn't that seem kinda gay to you?
Steve: Nah bro nah, not gay at all, just showing you some appreciation. I'm straight, you're straight. I've done this plenty of times with my other bros.
by PrawnGuy July 25, 2011
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Bro, I get to wear the pink polo tonight and Patrick has to wear the white. Why? He's at the bottom of the brotem pole, Bro.
by Berkley McDousenheimer March 12, 2010
Get the Brotem Pole mug.a circular structure in a student center where many bro's gather in between classes, meals and other social obligations. When lacking a proper representation of bro's, the Brotunda is mistakenly referred to as a Rotunda. The Brotunda was founded at Quinnipiac University.
by Anne D. Keysar October 27, 2010
Get the brotunda mug.We were just watchin the Jets, chillin. Then my boy starts playing with himself--and as Mark Sanchez spirals the pigskin--dude pulls his skin back and shoots! I wanted to see the game on his bigscreen, not my bud's boner and brocum. This bromance is over!
by Wyeth October 2, 2009
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1. 1. direct perception of truth, fact, etc., specifically related to a close friend, bro, and/or homeboy.
2. 2. pure, untaught, noninferential comprehension of a close friend, bro, and/or homeboy.
3. 3. a fact, truth, etc., perceived by men without need for prior mention.
4. 4. a keen and quick insight regarding manly concerns.
1. 1. direct perception of truth, fact, etc., specifically related to a close friend, bro, and/or homeboy.
2. 2. pure, untaught, noninferential comprehension of a close friend, bro, and/or homeboy.
3. 3. a fact, truth, etc., perceived by men without need for prior mention.
4. 4. a keen and quick insight regarding manly concerns.
My brotuition was that he was in trouble, and sure enough, the ex-wife answered when I called his house.
My homeboy showed some brotuition when he brought the redhead AND a blonde.
My homeboy showed some brotuition when he brought the redhead AND a blonde.
by Giggity-Man November 24, 2012
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