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long distance brolationship

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*
by c&o December 22, 2012
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Brolationship

A non-sexual, friendship relation between two male best friends, also known as ''Bros''. Like a Bromance but not as intense.
Me and my Bro have a mad Brolationship.
by Sellix September 20, 2014
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brolution

:Verb
A from of revolution, in which a activist or “bro” holds a “brolution” and attempts to convert every one at a school or in a community into a “bro” by pretending to act like they are not a total “bro” and befriending there victims until it is to late and they can’t go back, to not acting like a total Douche
Vince and Dennis are holding a "brolution" right now. We must stop it before some bromance occurs!
by GTBA March 25, 2008
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Broalition of the Chilling

A group of 6 individuals whom take it upon themselves to form a council to oversee party goers at model UN conferences. They have the ability to veto actions of the general assembly in their drunken state. They also reserve the right to nickname individuals upon a consensus vote by the members.
"I was just named god by the Broalition of the chilling after chugging all the gin."

or

"The 6 members of the Broalition mandated that shit got real after the serious comment was made about deep throating dick."
by Beejj February 24, 2010
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Brolationbroship

When some bros decide that it is time to up their brolationship to a brolationbroship. Its the next step in the progression from the original meeting of the bros, to facebook bros, to forming a broship, to brolationship, and eventually to the highest point of the bromance which is a BROLATIONBROSHIP. It is rare for two straight as arrow men to reach this point. It usually happens when the two bros have lived together for awhile in an apartment they bought when they first formed a brolationship, and are now ready for a real bro-commitment
Bro 1: Bro, do you remember before we brought this crazy awesome aparment how you told me you wanted a brolationship?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro?

Bro 1: Well now that we have lived together awhile, I want you to know that I think I'm ready for us to make a real commitment...
Bro 2: You mean?!
Bro 1: Yes, I want a brolationbroship
by broimpregnant November 16, 2010
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Brolationship

It's like bromance, but 5x stronger.

You can do all the gay stuff, but it's not gay, because you're bros.
When you and your bro decide to take that extra step to show people how strong your relationship is that's non homosexual, it's a brolationship.

You can only have one brolationship at a time, not multiple, it's impossible.
Girl 1: Look at that couple over there! They're holding hands!

Girl 2: That's not a couple! They've just got a strong brolationship, they're not gay.
by Positives July 5, 2020
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Brollision

Brollision - (n) (Bro - lish - shun) - an unfortunate event where you walk in to, bump, or graze someone from the Bro community. This event happens particularly frequently if there is a high density of Bro's around.
I accidentally went to the bar during the NCAA Basketball tourney....had like 10 Brollisions in 2 minutes.
by Marcus_msoe May 1, 2011
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