brolifter

A person, most times a man, that spends six days a week in the gym training a classic bro split (Chest, Shoulders, Back, Legs, Arms, Biceps) whilst maintaining a Ronnie Coleman diet (aka rice, chicken and broccoli four times a day), also avoiding cardio training at all costs. He typically manages to make some gains with this method and them shows it off in the nightclub wearing a shirt that probably fits his little sister, but certainly not him.

„I swear, if you don‘t start doing 30 sets for biceps every day, it‘ll never grow.“
„Dude, you‘re such a brolifter.“

by HorstSeehofer October 14, 2020

Broliferation

An inordinate use of the word 'bro' cleverly inserted into words with o-sounds. "Bro"s have been known to use language of the sort, coming up with words like "broseph."

So I went to broger's today while listening to some broheed and cambria on the way to see my brocologist. Some qbroba sounds tasty. Where's broseph? Oh, he's in brohio.

Dude, that's a lot of broliferation in one sentence.

by DigIncubus1990 June 4, 2009

brolife

When a group of men go through their midlife crisis together; a noun or a verb.

Ted started losing his hair right after Barney so they're both in the middle of a brolife now.

by Lara Fraser C- May 30, 2008

brobliterated

When you get so ripped that all you can say is "dude."

Bruce: "How you doin', Chad?"
Chad: "Dude..."
Lance: "What's wrong with Chad?"
Bruce: "He's fuckin' brobliterated, bro."

by ChadBroChill88 January 23, 2008

broltergeist

A male friend who is like a ghost - never around to hang out - because he is too busy spending time with his girlfriend.

Jimmy is a total broltergeist these days. It seems like he's never here at the man-cave.... just stopping in to change his clothes before he goes off galavanting with that controlling girlfriend of his - Rhonda!

by dtotheb February 13, 2010

Don't Stop Brolieving

Indicates one's desire to preserve a bromance. Used in time's of great bromotional despair.

Brad: "You fucked my sister? What the hell ?"
Dave: "Don't stop brolieving..."
Brad: "What are you-"
Dave: "HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING!!!"

by cjandcecearesoulmates June 24, 2016

Mangelina Brolie

Rhymes with Angelina Jolie -- A man who is so incredibly sexy that he makes even heterosexual anuses tingle with desire.

Dude, I know we are here in a strip club with boobs in our face, but I can't keep my eyes off that Mangelina Brolie sitting on the other side of the stage. I wonder what he would charge for a lap dance.

by Robin Finderson November 19, 2011