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Bröd Moment 

Is it a bruh moment? No! Is it a broh moment? No!
Bröd moment occurs when something non unfavourable happens. Like if you drop a 60lbs dumbell on your feet, that's officially a bröd moment. "Bröd Moment" has been approved by the international Bruh Board and is also officially certified for use in the work place. Please note that the word has not been officially HBTQ+ certified and may be used with caution in certain situations.
"I went skiing last week."
"How did it go?"
"I broke my ass."
"Bröd moment fosho"
"Indeed it was"
Bröd Moment by Bröd Master November 15, 2019
Related Words
brody Brodie Brodown Brodeo broderick brodozer brode Broden brodis broda

Jävla Bröd! 

Jävla bröd;
When a piece of bread leaves you for another person you scream

JÄVLA BRÖD!
bread: Im leaving you..
me: No whyy bread why u do this..
bread: u ugly..
me: Jävla bröd!
Jävla Bröd! by pizzaismyrolemodel December 24, 2015

Jävla Bröd! 

"Ditt jävla bröd!"*
*"You fucking bread!"
Jävla Bröd! by Lasse Kongo March 20, 2003
the hysterial outburst of Hellenistic adolescent men when one is trying to fall asleep in an attempt to keep one awake as well as piss off.

Menander:"Boy i am sleepy *nods off* ZZZzzzzZzz. . . . . .
Rem: "E-BROD!!!!"
Menander:"HOLY FUCKLOOPS! IM AWAKE!"
Both men laugh joyfully for seconds, minutes, hours, days, months, years etc. after.
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E-BROD by Hiro Nagasaki March 17, 2008
Local Narc
Crazy Mother called Annie- He has a sister called Mia and a brother that is called Greg. His mom is notoriously known for sleeping with the scituate police department, patrolling the streets and turning in 'future criminals'
Yo its J Brod, whats good yo
J Brod by gremlin ohh September 24, 2011

Jävla Bröd! 

Limpa!
Jävla Bröd! by Anonymous March 20, 2003