Britney spears 

the best singer who womanised me so hard i'm a transwoman :)

Person 1:i need to get somewhere but google says it will take 10 mins and i need to be there in 5!
Person 2 (the better one) : don't worry just listen to Britney spears and walk... you'll be there in 2 mins !!!

Britney spears by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022

Britney Spears 

See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan

Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil

Britney Spears by yo mamma March 12, 2004

Britney Spears 

Used to be considered "one of the hottest women in the world," but is now known to be "someone's fat mom."

Man #1: Did you see that kid's fat mom? Ew.

Man #2: Dude, that was Britney Spears.

Britney Spears by Noshemalenocry November 5, 2006

Britney Spears 

Someone whose next career move is to star on cakefarts.com

Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake

Britney Spears by Schongerberger October 20, 2008

Britney Spears 

When you go into a downward spiral & start shaving your head bald and go into rehab.

omfg!!!! that dude just pulled a britney spears!!!! lol

Britney Spears by Wild since 1986 April 21, 2007

Britney Spears 

Everytime I look at her I cry... literally.

Britney Spears: La la la, I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, My boobs are plastic, IT'S FANTASTIC!

xl

Britney Spears by Rozze September 3, 2008

Britney Spears 

The Queen Of All Sluts..."Maybe"

EW Britney Spears Just Kissed Madonna

Britney Spears by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008