brian

cool kid, hella good at anything water related so basically a water god 🦑, is the most undry person ever, gets u all the best memes, will make u feel like the best person ever, smart af, and will be the nicest person you will everrr meet :)

example:

bro brian is literally so cool

yea omg i heard he’s gonna get into stanford with a full scholarship cuz of his swimming skills

by anonymous July 15, 2021

brian

he is an jerk and he will always act mean towards you

is he brianing you?

by yum fum November 10, 2022

brian

something that flops miserably

oomf is a brian

by NOTkingpollo May 2, 2021

brian

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by Epik_Qzeq_fan June 6, 2023

brian

a dick and is really fat like 500lbs and thinks hes really cool.

if hes a dick hes a brian

by starbucksluvr_4lyfe April 25, 2017

brian

a name typically used to describe an asian ching chong

wow, brian is so asian ching chong

by whitebetch116 July 15, 2018

brian

aka thicc booty brian—a man who is on the path to enlightenment, the modern day messiah, who never skips soccer practice or leg day

film professor: ...and there is always one decent guy who keeps company with a bunch of assholes. common trope

student: hey, that’s like a brian i know irl!

by X Æ A-XII October 13, 2020