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Brewered

1. To fall short or be unsatisfying

2. To be ignorant of the needs of others

3. To be negatively affected by someone else's lack of intelligence
1. Janet Napolitano went to DC and left Arizona brewered.

2. So the Governor and Republic leadership in the state legislature finally started working together--complete decimation--education and health care just got sooo brewered.

3. That sex left me feeling so brewered that i had to masturbate after.
by bigstrongboy June 26, 2009
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reverend_goatboy

"After he left me disheveled and glowing,I realised the stories were true,he really is God's Gift to women!" Tara Palmer-Tompkinson
by T-PT June 13, 2003
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Reverend Putty

The old guy from Moral Orel that everyone wants feet pics of. Kind of concerning in all honesty but I don't judge.
"Reverend Putty is sooooooo hot!"
"I know! Reverend Putty also gives the best sermons."
by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022
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Red Reverend

Cutting your wrists while jerking off, and using the blood as lube.
Did you hear how Jack died?

How?

He was jerking off and didn't have any lube so he gave himself a Red Reverend. He bled out before he could finish.

Damn
by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011
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reverend killjoy

A dull and serious person with a limited sense of humour who always spoils jokes or light conversation by pointing out any flaw or exception
Person 1: "Damn chip packets only fill up halfway it's so unfair"
Person 2: "Yea mate they're half air what are we paying for?"
Person 3: "Actually, the slight inflation of the potato chip bag with nitrogen serves to prevent product spoilage or damage during transport. Furthermore, the mere volume of a chip bag should not give you an indication of how many chips are inside, but rather the mass of the product which is clearly labelled."
Person 1: "ok Reverend Killjoy"
by emcee-sdOG January 25, 2015
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The Reverend Horton Heat

The best Rockabilly,Psychobilly,Southern Rock band ever.

Well known from kids and douchebags from there song "Psychobilly Freakout" on Guitar Hero II.
Don:Jim Heath from The Reverend Horton Heat,I'd really like to taste him.
by ROYRULES! October 16, 2008
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reverend decay

Noun: A psychological affliction that generally affects young males usually beginning onset in the late teen years to the early twenties. The diagnosis is usually chronic and degenerative resulting in eventual end diagnosis of complete fagdom. Chief among presenting symptoms in early stages are the following: Moodiness, bleak outlook, neo-goth persona, self mutilation and pain infliciton, stemming from a severe prediliction to body image issues, reversed negative religious leanings and sexual ambiguity, fixation on underage girls and chronic lateness. Studies have shown one unifying experience common among all those suffering from 'the reverend decay'. Sufferers have all reported early childhood sexual experiences with elder clergy and the strong identification with an overwhelming sense of pleasure and enjoyment. Many report willingly seeking out diverse and numerous priests, pastors, and reverends for ever more "adventurous" acts of voluntary molestations from a young age well into adulthood, thus inducing the multitude of self injurious attitudes and activities. This deep seated self-hate usually leads suffers to closeted lives of denial of their true transgendered selves and the pursuit of ever increasingly destructive relationships. no cure is known.
"it was only a few years after the molesting that we saw the first signs of little Fraley developing the reverend decay.?
by the murph November 25, 2007
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