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bresmallows

breasts that are really soft to the touch and soft like a marshmallow.
Man jasmine has some bresmallows man i couldn't even feel that her breast where on my shoulder.
by tha king of hearts March 12, 2009
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Brimmelo

a fat chick barely worth anything but drunken sex to be regretted later.
"Just got back from Brimmelo Flats,
all the girls are fat and they all have cats.
by El Doblero April 17, 2003
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brummerloh

Waldy had a Brummerloh
I was walking and I said Marlin when is Brummerloh going to Daytona?
by Bigwaldythethird November 3, 2022
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bremelo

(noun)
Pronounced: /ˈbrɛməloʊ/

Also spelled: bremelo or bremelow

1. (derogatory, primarily West Sound/Navy slang)
A woman (almost always a dependent spouse or girlfriend) from or deeply tied to Bremerton, Washington, who embodies the worst stereotypes of a “dependapotamus.” Usually spotted in a lifted truck she didn’t pay for, a Tricare card, and bonus points if she has ship or military tattoos without being in the military.

2. (positive or neutral, regional cultural pride)
A person (any gender) who is either raised in, stationed in, or chronically returns to, or is otherwise culturally claimed by Kitsap Peninsula area. Typically military-adjacent in some way. Such as working in the shipyard or in aerospace/defense contracting. Owns more guns and/or energetic materials than strictly necessary for civilian life, with extreme versions of this can be seen as training for something like a zombie apocalypse ect. Strong knowledge of Pinoy culture, could also be mixed raced or is outright Filipino. Highly influenced by Japanese culture through fashion or style for no reason such as cool shades, boots, jackets or vehicle. They look like they’re about to clear a room in a cyberpunk anime even though they’re just going to the NEX or All-Star Lanes.

Other key identifiers...
Uses the term "across the water" when referring to either the Seattle or Bremerton side.
For definition 1 (derogatory):
"She ain’t even Navy but has sailor tattoos on her thigh after they eloped… classic bremelo behavior."

For definition 2 (positive/neutral pride):
Dude’s a straight Bremelo: just got back from six months OTD in Japan, worked straight 80s the whole time, and when he touched down he bought a niiice bike even though he literally just bought one less than a year ago.

My new shop buddy said ‘Yo, you shoot?’ so I respond about checking out some local gun shops, to which he responds "Nah"— this Bremelo sends me some random GPS coordinates for the middle of literally nowhere on some logging road. I pull up and it’s like twenty trucks in a circle, coolers on tailgates and Filipino BBQ going. Someone’s blasting rap, r&b and some random anime music. We shot for about six hours, burned probably two grand in ammo, and nobody was keeping score. That’s when I knew I was rolling with real Bremelos.”

They invited this random Bremelo to the range, on the surface looks like a normal weeaboo girl -- who likes san-x, has a blinged out phone, huge plush keychains and pastel colors. You assume she’s just the homies’ tag-along girlfriend or a “dependapotamus” to hang around and just watch the guys shoot... She brought her own gear and calibrates it from 100 to 500 yards like it’s nothing, without any help from the guys! It felt like was straight out of a scene! I found out she doesn't even watch anime even though her style says otherwise...
by Spadionkle November 30, 2025
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Beau Brummell

Beau Brummell was a 19th century influencer who is usually credited for the dandy fashion sweep in England.

After a fall out with his sugar daddy, George IV, at a party, Beau soon fell penniless, and he ran to caen, france, where he died insane and poor in an asylum.
“Beau Brummell can not answer the door at the moment, he is having his ass fucked by Lord Byron”
by history-doll May 25, 2023
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