breastnotized

a state of complete hypnosis caused by a women's breasts falling out of her shirt.

I don't know what her face looked like I was breastnotized at the moment.

by Jeanine Albert July 30, 2007

my breast friends

This is a similar saying to friends with benefits but emphasizing that at least one party is female.

Susie is one of my breast friends.

by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2021

Breasketball

The sport in which often a male tries to throw a spherical or cylindrical object, typically a coin, gumball, wad of paper, or popcorn, down a woman's displayed cleavage.

This sport originates from a middle or high school pastime of boys simply being bored and wanting to play basketball with girls. The lack of a basket caused men to use women's cleavage (note can also be played with an overweight man). It has spread to the public and is a common occurrence when friends chill with females.

Baker made popcorn for her friends, and Howard decided to take advantage of the opportunity and play breasketball with Baker's 34B's.

"Dude, look at her shirt."

"Nice. Let's play breasketball. One-on-one."

basketball

by Guan Zhang April 9, 2010

breastaurant

A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.

It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.

by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

breast expansion

Breast expansion is a fictional sexual fetish of watching a woman's breast expand/ grow.

I Bought a new breast expansion video today, the process was really good

by The Wierdo guy June 13, 2017

Breast Smother

When a girl pins down another girl or a guy in a wrestling match (usually if it's a guy the match was staged, unless the dude is just a big panzy, and/or lets her win for the enjoyment of having this move done on him) by laying on top of them, them being face up and she being face down, and then presses her boobs (they're usually big or else this is pointless) down over their face, smothering them with her massive rack. When a girl does this to a guy, the guy is in a state of extreme bliss, and when a girl does this to another girl, then all guys watching are in a state of extreme bliss, but wish they were underneath as well.

If a guy does this to a girl, well then he's mean for laying his fat self (he's gotta be fat to have boobs) on a poor girl, and if a guy does this to a guy, you will effectively be boner-killed for the rest of your life. Avoid at all costs if you ever want to masturbate again.

A girl lays down on another girl and uses her boobs to smother her face, thus, a breast smother. *fap fap fap fap*

by Badassmonkey December 16, 2008

breastigious

When a woman has infamous boobs.

Modern Family's Sofía Vergara is breastigious.

by levine2112 March 13, 2012