smokronized breathing

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke

Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.

by bananaman321 April 6, 2011

breastigious

When a woman has infamous boobs.

Modern Family's Sofía Vergara is breastigious.

by levine2112 March 13, 2012

Manual Breathing

Conscient, manual breathing (as opposed to unconscient, automatic breathing), where you directly control your inhaling and exhaling. Gets really annoying if it lasts.

"Manual breathing."
"OH NOES, I HATE YOU D:"

by H1R1 June 26, 2009

breathing

1. Inhale... exhale
2. Over-rated

Not-breathing, it's what all the cool kids do.

by acronym December 22, 2005

beatlingual

1. When the beat of a song speaks a universal language that audiences across the globe can understand.

2. When the beat speaks louder than words.

Armin & Hardwell's new track, "Off the Hook," is 100% beatlingual; there's no vocals, but the beat speaks to everyone.

by vibeguy001 October 28, 2015

Go commit not breathing

A more insulting way of saying go die, commit suicide, or I hate you. Clearly, anyone who says this to someone they most dearly hate must hate them with the power of a goat. Careful saying this to someone, they might just get hurt.

CoolGuy123: You are the stupid.
GirlofDeath456: Go commit not breathing.

CoolGuy123: Why are you so mean to me.

by Dogs.mp4 July 22, 2018

butt breathing

the act of which you bend over, letting air pass freely in and out of your butt hole.

Ariel was really gassy, so she tried butt breathing to relieve herself.

by jjoinky February 1, 2010