breastaurant 

Any restaurant or food chain that has servers in skimpy outfits. Used by many pleased sport fans.

Hooters or Wing House
Ah those are such breastaurants.

breastaurant by cc125 June 12, 2011

breastaurant 

Resturant that offer great food but have Great boobs to look at.

IE: Hooters

Hammy: Bruce, lets go to Hooters and get some beer and wings.

Bruce: Dude let me see if Richy wants to go to the breastaurant.

Hammy: Ok

breastaurant by HammyHam March 6, 2009

Breastaurant 

a place in which huge jugs can be hired for a while, usually for a night of fun

Dude: where were you last night?

Stoner: i was down the breastaurant. i got me some 34DD's! hours of fun! :D

Breastaurant by !NICK! September 13, 2006

Breastaurant 

Another name for a lactating woman's breasts, as they provide nourishment similar to that of a dining establishment or fast food joint. When your kids done with the old lady and shes still got some of that white lightning left, ask her if you can get in on some of that breastaurant action.

Guybrush: "Hey hon, is Charley full yet?

Theresa: "Yeah, he's about done. Boy hes really fucking my tits up today, enough of that! They kind of look like hamburger patties..."

Guybrush: "Cool babe, let me have a seat at the breastaurant I'm hungry!"

Theresa: "Jesus Raymond, they aren't freakin' jawbreakers, lay off!"

Guybrush: "Maybe if you weren't so fat I'd treat you better...."

Theresa: "Maybe if your penis didn't look like a lightswitch, I wouldn't care."

Guybrush: "I want a divorce..."

Breastaurant by WhoWantsAFreeJ? November 24, 2010

Breastaurant 

1) A combo word for a "bar" and a "restaurant" combined.
2) A restaurant where women with large breasts work.

1) Sally: "Hey, Tara! I'm hungry for some good food but I want a beer, too!"
Tara: "Let's go to Chili's! It's got food and beer because it's a breastaraunt."

2) Tim: "Hey man, I really want to eat but I want to see hot girls, too."
Andy: "Let's go to Hooters, it's my favorite breastaurant."

Breastaurant by goldengirl123 December 18, 2013

Breastaurant 

A strip club that serves wings or other bar foods

If we hit the breastaurant before 9, wings are half price with a lap dance!

Breastaurant by PirateLord April 24, 2024

breasturaunt 

A restaurant that has terrible food, but boobs aplenty.

Hooters is the best "breasturaunt", but the food is disgusting.

breasturaunt by Trattortita, booby buffet July 23, 2012