Bedtime Biff

A Bedtime Biff is a joint or spliff that is smoked before going to bed. It is often late at night/early morning as it is commonly consumed when its light outside. A Bedtime Biff can also be referred to as an illegal Bedtime, A Bedtime, or an illegal Venger.

Its getting light outside innit
"I'm tempted to roll my Bedtime Biff

by Venger for tea February 8, 2019

Breastie Nestie

Bra. The clothes that go underneath.

Don't look at my breastie nesties.

by yes............ February 18, 2020

breastmerize

When a man can not think, speak or listen due to being overly enamored with a women's breasts.

If you see a chick with great boobs you say "damn that babe has got me breastmerized"

He was so "breastmerized" he didn't hear a word I was saying.

My new dress "breastmerizes" every guy I see.

by Brittni Lincoln April 29, 2008

Bedtime Blunder

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006

bedtime bowl

To smoke a quick bowl before bed, usually to help one get to bed quickly.

"Oh man, last night i was tossing and turning till like 2 am, then i ripped a quick bedtime bowl and it was lights out".

by manhit66 January 8, 2009

Normal bedtime

Normal Bedtime: A rare and dying occurrence as one is not overtired for the coming school day. As self control is a rare occurrence in a teenager this breed of people capable of getting a good night's sleep is quickly dying.

Normal Bedtime
Person #1: Hey dude! I went to bed at 10 pm yesterday, it felt amazing!
Person #2: Oh sorry I didn't know you have no social life. *walks away awkwardly*

by thechosenone234 April 1, 2020

bedtime

verb-A couple's favorite part of the honeymoon

Fred: How was the honeymoon?
Ted: Good, we had a lot of bedtime ;)

by Dah Boss February 3, 2010