Bread crumbs

The act of a midget masterbating by swiping his hand over the top of his penis

For example: chris (bread crumbs) all the time because he is afraid of jerking off correctly

by Podfyhhhfdfffc February 9, 2017

Pissed on bread crumbs

Endless rabbit holes created by the matrix (or notnilc) - in such a way that normies would never agree with it or understand. Made for you to chase endlessly, and to make you look silly if you ever engage in the pointless activity of trying to explain it to someone else. From the experience you've learned nothing, except for learning about the subtle aroma of piss from the bread crumbs.

Don't chase that rabbit hole, it's just a bunch of pissed on bread crumbs.

by UncannyDeduction January 7, 2021

cincinnati bread crumb

A trail of poop leading to the bathroom created by someone who didn't make it in time.

I knew my roommate was into some wild stuff after finding a Cincinnati bread crumb trail leading from his bedroom to the bathroom the night his girlfriend stayed over.

by Sunday funday kids March 8, 2020

Bread crumbs and beaver spit

A reference to one of the best flash series ever, Riddle School

Phil: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.
Richy: You're so random man.

by Hackrmin June 28, 2021

Bread Crumbs and Beaver Spit

Do you know Riddle School? Of course, you do you look this up.

-Why did you come in here?

-Correct answer: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.

by Xavi Washere November 13, 2021

bread crumbs

an assortment of various random objects, which are often useless or valueless; knick-knacks

Look at this cool pen I found while hunting for bread crumbs!

I took my metal detector out to the beach, but all I got were bread crumbs.

by AmorLegends February 21, 2021