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Brainiac

This term applies to people who are extremely intelligent. If a brainiac were a superhero, their brain would definitely be their secret weapon.
My boss Paul is such a brainiac I don't ever have to use Google, HE is my human Google.
by MereBear803 May 9, 2011
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Brainache

A condition under which the sufferer's brain physically aches. The brain shuts down normal functions and refuses to work with you to achieve anything.

Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.

Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.
E.g

Person one: Heya, how're you today?

Sufferer: uhhhhh

Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?

Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh
by Spoontastic January 8, 2010
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brainiacs

Term of mild disrespect used to describe bright, studious people, such as scientists, chess-players or spelling bee champions. Plural of brainiac. Synonymous with certain usages of brain, geek, nerd etc.
Only brainiacs hang out at the library for fun.
by Linton November 6, 2003
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brainiac

1: A British Television show that was bought by G4TV, which contains funny, stupid, and just plain unneeded science experiments. It often involves the use of breasts.

2: Someone who's life is dedicated to accumulation of all the world's knowledge.

3: A big waste of -The Omega Master's time.
"Did you see Brainiac last night? That chick was hot!!!"

"Ned is too freaking smart, a regular Brainiac."

"Why did I even bother to post up Brainiac?"-The Omega Master
by -The Omega Master September 21, 2005
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brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".
"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."
by John May 12, 2004
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branice

A total darling. Branice is a mysterious lady who manages to charm you effortlessly by expressing who she is and what she loves to do unapologetically but still is able to be submissive. She strikes that delicate balance between tenacity and tame-ability, between beauty and sobriety of character, of fun-loving outgoing and being reserved all without trying.
She's absolutely loyal and committed. She will subdue you and you'll love it. She is to be married, meddle with her at the risk of your irredeemable loss!
Dude 1: Hey man, are you and Branice no longer an item?
Dude 2: What's with this outrageous nonsense?
Dude 3: Easy now..I saw you with a red head last night is why...
Dude 4: You know how these things are. Red heads ain't loyal but Branice,that's where the heart belongs nigga!
by milure October 20, 2018
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Brawniac

A strong person, the historical nemesis of brainiac
Brawniac: *lifts dumbbells
Brainiac *reads textbook*

*Both then proceed to JoJo walk toward each other*
by Paper Mario Hell July 30, 2019
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