Brainsturbating

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.

Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018

Braintwoosis

Relatives that fully rely on each other's oxygen to not die because of a DNA condition. Often used as an excuse by crazy people to make sure they're roommates in the same mental institute as their partner in crime

"I have Braintwoosis, this means I can't be separated from her"

by bubblegumbean April 3, 2021

brain stew

Actually Sish, unlike my friend Josh (greendayisthegreatest), i actually am an expert on the subject. And Brain Stew isnt about meth, thats what Geek Stink Breath is about. Brain Stew is about how stressed out Billie Joe was, whenever his 1st kid was born. Billie had 2 stay up all night and take care of his kid, and this made it hard 4 him 2 concentrate on his music. So, he wrote a song about how stressed he was

Fucked up and spun out in my room

by Mike_Dirnt September 4, 2004

Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.

"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"

by dave January 28, 2004

Brainsturbate

When the mind is self-titillated and excited to the point of arousal but without stimulating the usual body parts.

Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.

Reading posts on Craigslist's Casual Encounters is my favorite way to brainsturbate.

After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.

by Amber's boyfriend September 29, 2009

Brainsleench

The area between a squirrel's bonch and gonch. Also, can be used to describe the sound of pooping on a person's chest.

Oh man, I shat on her chest, and it totally made the grossest Brainsleench.

I study physics, so I dangled that squirrel's brainsleench.

by DM2 November 13, 2005

Braintenance

The act of cleaning out your brain of things that have been bouncing around in your thoughts for quite some time. This happens especially with relationships where you've gone awhile without actually deciding if you are into them anymore or not.

- Hey man, you wanna hang out this weekend?
- Naw bro, I gotta do some braintenance and figure out what the hell I'm doing.

by jbird3030 June 20, 2016