Braiden

A gay obese crack head who sits at home eating crisps all fucking day also Is a lazy sod

Braiden is such a fucking spaz

by Area 51 contents August 30, 2019

Braiden

An odd looking beta cuck male who has too much sexual frustration issues. He's always either jacking off, eating, or sleeping. Somehow despite the way he is he manages to get a hot girlfriend that accepts him no matter how small his penis size is because she's a freak.

Every other Male: "Bow down to me you disgrace of human evolution"

Braiden:👁️👄👁️

by The Alpha Male Society October 17, 2019

Braiden

Whole package huge wang loves smashing thots

Braiden is walking past bend over

by LSDamphetamine August 21, 2018

Braiden

A guy who tries to hard to get the one girl he really likes when he try’s to move on he will never be the same he don’t like to make the first move unless he has to will do what he can to make it as long as he can he is depressed guy but don’t like to show it

Braiden is depressed and is lonely

by Steve is not dead September 9, 2019

Braiden

A homosexual who has a hot mom. Is usually horrible at sports.

Dude 1 "He's pretty cool." Dude 2 "Yeah but he is a braiden." Dude 1 "Really? I've seen his mom but i didn't know he was gay."

by Shekeya October 6, 2011

Braiden

AN ABSOLUTE DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Braiden is a dickhead.

by superboy900000 November 5, 2018

Braiden

A white man whore who usually ends up dating short, ugly, older girls.

Lucy: Ew, is he a Braiden?

Laura: Yeah I think so.

by Theforrealbunny October 27, 2014