blackmagnet

a white person who is only thought of as attractive by black people

guy: "dude, did you see that chick with a new black boyfriend?"

guy 2: "yeah she's a proper blackmagnet"

by hannastartsfires October 13, 2008

blackmanaphobia

The phobia of black men. Taylor Swift legit suffers from this, look it up.

Yep, Taylor Swift has been diagnosed with blackmanaphobia.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

Don Braumann food

A diet consisting of mostly protien and starches. Meals are usually accompanied by paper plates, plastic cups and utinsils, and sauces of various origins. Most all of these items can be found at Stew Leonards or Kostcos. All items are bought in mass bulk to be distributed to the surrounding Braumann brood.

Steak, potatos, mushrooms, onions, green beans, brisket, tyson chicken wings, newmans own balsamic vinegar, canned chunky soup, ramen, ketchup, salad kits, solo cups. Don Braumann food

by tedstriker June 22, 2013

Brauckmann

A word to engender the fail of tripping over ones own words.

Person 1: So I went to the pool and went to the pool and.... shit...

Person 2: Dude, slow down, think, and don't pull a Brauckmann

by Morbas July 10, 2010

Drake-Brockman

A heredetary mneonic learning disability requiring the sufferer to evaluate observed data through a filter of 19th Century Colonial beliefs regarding race and social class. Most prevalent in Australia, due to endogamous breeding and the Founder effect, and also found in England where endogamy was an 18th Century rule. Thus, the disease perpetuates itself.

The Australian sheep rancher looked over the back of his ewe just in time to see a group of Aboriginal and Irish children walking to school. Because he had Drake-Brockman he quickly identified these children as inferior and so could no longer see them. Then, he realized he was superior to the whole planet, except for the Queen, and everyone became invisible. He became lonely again and returned to his ewe.

by Beeguyel January 23, 2014

Brockman

(n) 1. A person having vast knowledge in Fine Arts, Cooking, and Pimpology; (n) 2. Someone being completely opposite of a chauncey; 3. A badass motha(SHUT YO MOUF!)

Brockman can pull any girl you dream of, Dave.

by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

Brackman middle school

Brackman middle school is the worst middle school out there. The school lunch is legit play-do and plastic. The school is ghetto and has aids. And this one gym teacher who is a girl (brackman kids know who) always writes people up for no reason and always is in a bad mood yelling at people. Brackman always has fights and the kids there are either weird and creepy as hell (most of them) or funny and chill. But the funny and chill ones always beat people up. The teachers give out lunch detentions every 2 seconds and watch your every move. I go there and i hate everyone. Especially the teachers. I can’t blink without a teacher asking me what I’m doing.

Brackman middle school is the worst school to exist

by brackman is bad October 23, 2019