bpms

"Bitches per minute" The number of complaints or senseless grievances that a person spews out every minute.

"Man, Dustin's bpms are through the roof!"

"Dustin, your bpms are starting to annoy the fuck out of me."

by Sambogina February 11, 2009

BPM

Acronym, meaning Bitch, Piss, and Moan. Used to indicate excessive complaining.

Guy #1: Why are you back so early? I thought you had a date or something...

Guy #2: Yeah, well I dropped her off on the side of the road before we got to the restaurant. She decided to BPM the whole way, and I had enough.

Guy #1: I don't blame you. She sounds like a bitch.

by QuantumSpectre August 07, 2011

BPM

Beer Pong Master.... enough said

Matt is the BPM

by karamanos February 04, 2010

BPM

Big Penis Man.

BPM, you know what it do.

by BPM ya? November 09, 2010

BPM

An energy drink that could make you hyper, seem more awesome, and tastes pretty damn good too :D

"Yum, I love the green BPM it tastes so darn good!"

by VampireFuckingZozo April 12, 2010

BPM

Bi Polar Moment

Everyone was relaxing at the house party the other night until Lisa started freaking out - she was having another BPM!

by TheCraw2 September 11, 2009

BPM

"Bro"'s Per Minute

How often someone says the word "Bro".

See also: "douchebagnitude"

by Cory Price April 29, 2005