Bird Box

To perform a task or activity while having your vision impaired.

It was raining so hard that I basically had to bird box my way home.

I lost my glasses now I wearing my old script and bird box everything until I can get a new pair.

by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2018

Bird Box

Blindfolding yourself and then masturbating.

Jolene wished someone would inappropriately touch her but could only fantasize and bird box instead.

by Tumbleweeds40 December 29, 2018

Bird Box

When life gets tough and you need a well-deserved break.

"I finally got some well needed sleep and no longer want to bird box myself!"

by DMGUSA December 29, 2018

Bird Box

When you’re playing a hockey game in Canora Saskatchewan and you have Canora refs miss every call against their own team.

Man we were in Canora this weekend and the refs really bird boxed our game. We still won, I mean it’s Canora, but Rama has better refs.

by The Fat Ninja January 12, 2019

Bird box

When a man ejaculates in both of a woman’s eyes, making her vision impaired.

Cam was making love with Lindsey and gave her a bird box.

by TheDude696969 February 3, 2019

Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

by Lbell515 December 31, 2018

Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019