Bow ties

are cool
on par with fezzes in coolness

bow ties are cool- the Doctor

by DAMNstraightSUCKA September 26, 2010

cincinnati bow ties

A sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male thrusts his penis down her throat until flush with her face. Once this is achieved the scrotum of the man can be lain down with her neck betwixt each ball. This results in the appearance of a skin bow tie. Some have speculated that if the mans pubic hairs are cut in a certain way the woman will resemble Groucho Marx when properly executed.

She took my Cincinnati bow ties and wore it like a champ.

by Sigmund Freud May 31, 2017

Bow ties

The mark of an amazing man. He is brilliant, casual, calm under matters of life and death when most people are yelling at him for answers. These bow-ties increase the intellect and appearance of anyone who wears them 1000-fold. The wearer instantly becomes recognized in the current environment as a man of distinction.

Usually worn by these people: secret agent(s) and the current Doctor Who the 11th Doctor.

As well as Bill Nye and some classy scientists and professor(s) who can actually teach and not just ramble on. That's all.

That man has a few bowties? Nay, he has a collection! Wait, is he a doctor? Perhaps. But it is known:

If you wear bow ties, you are therefore; indubitably cool.

Example:

"Bow ties are cool!" -The 11th Doctor Matt Smith

"James Bond wears a bow tie. That is why he's awesome. Not because he's a fictional character super-spy created by Ian Fleming in 1953 with the novel Casino Royale currently being played by Daniel Craig." -a lesser known definition

Thank you BBC UK and America. You're forever pretty awesome.

-An American Fan

by SuperFanFictionalAccount1963 August 23, 2011

Bow ties

slang word for snazzy and/or spiffy.

That girl over there is really bow ties.

by Chase the Gazelle May 20, 2009

Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning

Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.

by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022

bowties

the coolest peice of clothjing worn by any person in the world

Person 1: What are you wearing
Person 2: It's a bowtie, i wear bowties now, bowties are cool

by dinosaurmuncher69 December 19, 2011