Message in a bottle

When you take an empty resealable plastic bottle and squeeze the air out and fill it with a stinky fart and cap it. Finally you find an unsuspecting victim and open it and squeeze out the fart in their face.

My buddy was needing a payback for his shenanigans toward me so I gave him a message in a bottle.

by I_am_from_spain August 6, 2017

Message In A Bottle

Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
A year has passed since I wrote my note
I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life
Or love can break your heart
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Oh, message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Walked out this morning, I don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home

I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I'll send an S.O.S to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, oh
Message in a bottle, yeah
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
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I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
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I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S

by Death Menace November 16, 2022

Metal water bottle

Opaque metal bottles used for drinking water.

Pros: Reusable, can use it to sneak other beverages, and keeps water colder than a plastic one.

Cons: Harder to tell how much water is left.

I used my metal water bottle to drink beer when I was with the wife.

by pigeonVSstatue September 7, 2015

meth bottle

a bottle full of meth that costs 32.6 dollars according to my dealer

mike: hey you got some meth
dealer: no but i have a meth bottle

by black donkey man November 1, 2021

a metal water bottle

oh fuck it fell

wooosh

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANGngangang..

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT a metal water bottle WAS LOUD AS FUCK!"

by giggity spoilet April 5, 2024

Battle Mercy

The final evolution of a Mercy main. Fueled by pure rage and spite, Battle Mercy is easily the most deadly player in Overwatch. Her pistol is very strong at both long and close range, and with her mobility she can ambush you from any angle imaginable. Skilled Battle Mercy's can easily take down a Roadhog, and the cackle of pure delight after killing a Widowmaker echoes through the voicechat.

I got gold elims as Battle Mercy, go heal yourself noob.

I won 8 player FFA as Battle Mercy, suck it.

by Dace#11410 June 16, 2019

Battle Medic

A battle medic is a player who picks medic on the game team fortress 2, instead of healing their teammates, they prioritize attempting to get crits with the uber saw, they will also equip either the crusader's crossbow or the blutauger. if they use the crusader's crossbow the will occasionally attempt to heal teammates with that, but don't hold your breath waiting for him to use it, most of them can't aim it

player1: (in chat) MEDIC!
battle medic: …
player2: dude he is a battel medic, just unbind your E-key
player3: arrayseven wannabe

by VTNL January 29, 2019