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Botanical Pressure

determines whether it is the right time to have a bonfire
The botanical pressure is just right. Shit let's get that fire goin'
by Hawkeye93 May 22, 2011
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Bottacious

- bot-like/ consisting of bot features

- someone who is just literal shit and resembles an AI
Person 1: *chokes an easy 1v1 in fortnite*

Person 2: “bro you’re so fuckin bottacious!”
by thatboycmoney February 1, 2021
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Urban Botanist

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.
"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."
by Troy M. December 18, 2005
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botanical Jesus

(or the green Savior)
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.

Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.
Let botanical Jesus into your lungs !
by Qu4rtzRox July 21, 2005
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Botanical

the act of being "white girl wasted", or an absurd situation or conversation
"My relationship is totally sooo botanical", "This entire situation is botanical!!"
by Kismetkiller26 August 31, 2011
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Botanik

He got grade 5 for all his subjects in school - what a botanik!
by Inoostranyets September 5, 2009
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