bitchele

Real name is normally Michele (one 'L'). Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Looks to deceive. Is nice to face but talk behind back constantly. You can call her Jeffery dahmer because she'll eat your heart out. Manish looking. Looks resembling sea hag, elephants asshole, or a dolphins penis. Pathological lair. Horrible mother. Conceited to the fullest extent. Puts on show but is the biggest pussy. Will stab you in the back at time never expected.

Person 1: My best friend just screwed up my whole life.

Person 2: She sounds like a bitchele.

by oreogirl June 18, 2015

Botched

A word used to describe a person who has gotten a LOT of plastic/cosmetic surgery.

The Bogdanoff twins are botched.

by Chefé May 9, 2019

Joni Bitchell

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.

Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.

by gregben August 14, 2022

botched

Describing a planned action gone terribly wrong.

He was killed in a botched robbery attempt.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

Batchelor Sandwich

The quickest and easiest sandwich ever made, usually consists solely of two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle. It is left as one big sandwich, never cut, it doesn't contain butter and is awarded extra points if it consists of both white and brown bread or made in under 25 seconds.
Can also be reffered to as a-
-student sandwich
-ad-break sandwich
-midnight sandwich
-late-for-work sandwich
-home made fast food
-one course meal for one

DAVID: oh my god, i just noticed the time and made the fastest batchelor sandwich ever...12 seconds flat, AND i had to put the tomato ketchup and butter back in the fridge :D
MILES: 12 seconds?! that's impre...did you just say butter?...that's not a batchelor sandwich, that's just a quick lunch.

by Mazzerboy May 12, 2009

Botshelo

A Botshelo is an intelligent and beautiful girl with goals. She has a great personality and gets along with a lot of people. She may be a little annoying at times but she just really cares. She laughs at literally anything. When she loves she loves hard. A girl with an amazing body, beautiful smile and a great personality.

On your saddest days you need a Botshelo.

by kayahhrii November 22, 2021

Botched

To mess something up so bad that you might as well kermit suicide.

God damn it Anthony! You botched it again.

by DickBick68 October 16, 2018