Barrellism

Noun. A frankly shocking typo with usually only two or less correctly placed letters.

“Cus the lads obv knew catfish and the bottle men who are relatively massive in that criwf.” Criwf is a barrellism for the word ‘crowd’.

by Poison Peach February 10, 2021

Borelli

A rip off version of someone/something

Look at her, she’s such a borelli

by MadelynIsBorelli September 11, 2021

barrelling

the suggestion of what to do with a retarded or pointless boyfriend of a good female friend. ie: take idiot, place in barrel, set barrel alight, sacrifice idiot to the goat gods and marvel that someone so dim can shine so bright with a little help from concentrated flames.

"hello josibelley, how is ed working out?" 'he's gone all incommunicado and clearly is an emotional cripple, not to mention the erectile dysfunction' " i think barrelling may be in order sweetpea"

"evening shelfy, heard from jim lately?" 'the spineless wanker dumped me, via facebook' " i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i'll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows"

"jocelyn my dear, i hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good guy and i like him." ' am so pleased you approve, i think he's a keeper' "me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i'll barrel the bastard and scatter his ashes to the four winds" ' i know oh big brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first ok?' "(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc...) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i'll stock up on kindling"

by fletch (the living version) September 19, 2011

Johnny Borrell

Frontman of Razorlight, aka Razorshite. They come up with good tunes, but Johnny is a bit of a spazz.
He was in The Libertines for one day, and because he was kicked out, he whined and sulked, and eventually saw red and arranged for two guys to beat up poor Pete Doherty...as if Pete doesn't have enough damage already(drugs) on a daily basis, these guys had to bash his face in as well!

'The boy looked at Johnny,
He said, my word that was fun.
Oh he did it with his hat on, and a saddle and a gun.'
-The Boy looked at Johnny (The Libertines) Song which makes fun of Johnny Borrell.

'All my life, being a spazz, in America, when i'm English and gay'
-REAL lyrics to the song of 'America' (Razorlight)

by bilo4eva December 9, 2008

johnny borrell

The hottest man to walk the United Kingdom land. He is one SEXY man! He is the lead singer from the band Razorlight, whom everyone should love. JOHNNY IS ONE HOT MAN!!

"Johnny Borrell is so hot! He melts ice!"

by ~Tylee~ January 12, 2005

johnny borrell

Probably one of the most confident (and yes, I admit, a little abnoxious) rock stars of the new millenium. He has an awsome voice, a somewhat sexy body and is mos def creative. Up All Night is AWSOME!!!!!!!! Underneath all that confidence is a truly sweet person.

Johnny Borrell is awsome, and so is Jules Casablancas!

by Naomi February 28, 2005

johnny borrell

Johnny Borrell is most commonly described as a sexy animal (that lets us enjoy some of his sexyness by ripping his shirt off at most concerts, though for some unknown reason not his trousers). Comes very close to the sexiness of the one known as Hairy Lee. Whatever you may hear, he is not arrogant, pompous and definitely not a twat, but yes, he is one to be feared (Johnny IS rather dashing in a joust).

AKA Naked Johnny (or naked Johnny in the cinema)

by Mrs Very Hairy Lee April 29, 2005