Shitload of Bordom

When life seems so boring that it feels like you have too much free on your hands and nothing to do, you are just have a shitload of bordom

dude #1: Hey man whats you been doing this pass two weeks?
dude #2: Hanging out with Stella you know the usual, and you?
dude #1: well lets just say my weekend had a shitload of bordom...
dude #3: what the shomk am I doing here???

by Vapri June 8, 2010

boredom

If your only reading up on this because your bored, add a thumbs up!

(\_/)
(0.o)
(>.<) DUST BUNNIE ATE MY SOCKS!!!!
(boredom)

by Tasha. A. (LoV3) June 21, 2008

vada a bordo, cazzo!

Italian for "get back on board, damn it!"

Captain of the sinking cruize ship: "It's dark here. Can't see anything"
Coast guard: "It's dark and you want to go home? vada a bordo, cazzo!"

by vektr February 7, 2012

Projectile boredom

Constantly yawning due to boredom.

Kurt got a case of projectile boredom today in the accounting lecture.

by Kurdtav January 2, 2011

keyboard boredom

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

by Tad Strange December 16, 2015

dying of boredom

When you are literally about to die. When you are so bored you are watching air particles move around in circles. When you're gonna DIE! When you google dying of boredom. Because you could. When you for the first time define something in urban dictionary.

Me when I'm dying of boredom.

by meugler August 21, 2011

Boredom Jerk

An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.

"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."

by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009