bordome

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when you are intensely bored and there for give someone dome.

girl: why did you preform oral sex on my boyfriend!
girl 2: chill out! it was bordome!
girl: well why didnt you say so in the first place? i preformed bordome on your boyfriend last weekend!
girl 2: its all good!

bordome by aaieorh;ioeawhr January 18, 2009

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boredome

1. The act of becoming bored while receiving fellatio, usually due to a lack of stimulation, imagination, skill or experience on the part of the fellator.

2. The act of becoming bored while performing fellatio, usually due to an inordinately long duration before climax.

1. Dude, I got boredome from Tiffany so bad last night. She said she wanted to make it extra dry for me. I think there's a scar now.

2. Never give John a blowjob. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was on the TV in the background. Director's cut. I think all three finished before he did. Worst case of boredome ever.

boredome by phallocentrictyranny July 10, 2009

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bordom

a wrong way to spell boredom, written because i was bored

most likely to get to this definition your were bored and pressing random button in UD and 50 lionel migrations and 20 drug references later you found bordom

bordom by rawrycots January 24, 2009

borsome

The opposite of awesome

Today has been most borsome.

borsome by lio440 July 29, 2014

bodomer

someone who is a huge fan of children of bodom, probably the best metal band there is.

holly: hey man what are you doing?
hannah: bumming off bodom of course
holly: and me :D
hannah: oh man we are such bodomers

bodomer by sid and flo's mogging co. August 22, 2007

Bordom

the state of feeling bored at work but also wanting attention.

Nikkolidus was bored at work one day so he made a Instagram post “some one save me from bordom? Bordem how to you spell it”

Bordom by Sick_cunt_zyzz May 2, 2021

Bordom Death Syndrome (BDS):

A death syndrome caused by one's intention to eat when one is bored. It may lead to serious artery/vein cloggings and may lead to sudden death.

Fuck, im so bored lets go eat. Im totally gonna have Bordom Death Syndrome (BDS): in a couple of years.

Bordom Death Syndrome (BDS): by your mother(: February 9, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026