by longjonsilverticklemeelmo April 11, 2010
Get the bootyism mug.Todd: I'm thinking about converting to Bootyism.
Michael: Nah man, it's BUDDHISM.
Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.
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Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.
by Marfdin April 20, 2010
Get the Bootyism mug.Bootyism is a (quite good) religion, in which it’s followers believe in the booty, twerking, and performing booty popping. It is a monotheistic religion, led by the almighty baddie, Lenny. Lenny is quite special, as he has a triangular booty. That is the only thing that is special about Lenny’s body.
by jackedak May 11, 2023
Get the Bootyism mug.A distillation of esoteric mysticism from various cultures that provides for a means of enlightenment by cultivating erotic energies and celebrating the sex act: without desire their is no liberation; without liberation their is no life; without sex their is neither liberation nor life.
Go to a yoga class and look at all the booty. Bootyism gives one a reason to live and strive. Attaining the highest experience of booty: bliss and dissolution of the ego in union with the object of ones desire and ones inner sensuality is to achieve a taste of ultimate liberation and enlightenment.
by kulananda August 26, 2013
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Get the bootyism mug.by Jessica December 17, 2003
Get the bootyism mug.A religion where it a sin to be buttnaked unless alone. Also a sin to offend the booty. Rules
-Respect the booty
-Clean the booty
-See the booty
-Love the booty
-Take care of the booty
-Be the booty
-Respect the booty
-Clean the booty
-See the booty
-Love the booty
-Take care of the booty
-Be the booty
by Bootyism May 15, 2018
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