Terry Bannister

Terry a blonde dumbass child who thinks its funny to mess around with girls emotions. A wanker for saying that they love them on what is supposed to be a loving day eg: valentines day. Somebody who thinks there a player but really is begging for it he's a wanna be and self-centered immature child don't go for a terry you will regret this.

Terry bannister: im breaking up with you.

1 min after girl goes to her friend
Girl: worst mistake of my life terry bannister is.

by ilklik February 16, 2014

Boaster

Someone who thinks they're the shit and they tell everyone they're the best and they'll do anything to make themselves become popular.

Example of a Boaster: A fucktard whos YouTube name is matt4045

by Matt4045 can SMD January 23, 2009

Bongmaster

A person with skills loading, cleaning, and caring for a bong. A person with an understanding of proper bong etiquette. The person who loads and passes the bong in a group session, keeping track of whose hit it is.

The Bongmaster is in charge of rationing the weed for the session, into individual hits for each participant. The Bongmaster is responsible for maintaining the proper order while passing hits to the session participants, so as not to miss or give out double hits to anyone. The Bongmaster has final authority when it comes to order disputes. A Bongmaster is skilled at deep cleaning a bong, as well as collecting any remaining oils or resins.

The term can be gender neutral and pertain to either a man or a woman; or it can be gender specific referring to a male with bong skills, the female counterpart being the Bongmistress.

Jim is an excellent Bongmaster, he makes perfect hits every time, and never misses anyone.

by The Bongmaster January 13, 2015

Bannistering

To be denied or otherwise fail in attracting females or not satisfy a female

Chris tried him best charm and exhausted his wit but ended up bannistering and being denied his chance at love

by Johnny Slapshot May 31, 2019

Skate-Boaster

A skateboarder who loves to brag about the tricks or stunts they have/can do. They will often defend, to the death, the claims they make.

"Oh. My. God, you guys. I totally landed a switch hard-flip down a five-stair yesterday!"
"Dude, you are so full of it, you can't even varial."
"No! I'm serious! I can totally do it!"
"No, you can't. You're such a skate-boaster"
"*sigh* You're right."

by The Original Guitar Hero June 11, 2007

boneysteria

A form of hysteria in which an erection is the result...To be in boneysteria you must first enter hysteria then when you receive a boner you enter boneysteria.

"Danny why are you acting so weird lately?"

"I don't know dude. I think i'm in boneysteria.... it's fucked up."

by Greg Lajiness October 26, 2009

bannister test

A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.

An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.

Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.

Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."

Jenny: "Sure thing"

Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'

Oli: "I knew it!"

by Johnny Smartypants August 28, 2008