barfunkle

Typically used like "Flabbergasted" and "Befuddled"

damn, the way she gave me that cranium left me barfunkled.

by DenverNio June 1, 2022

Befunkle

To confuse someone. To bewilder them. Stupefy them.

Past Tense: Befunkled

Police were BEFUNKLED when they discovered that the giant magnifying glass had been stolen, but soon figured out what was going on when people started spontaneously combusting.

by Keeper of Memory Pepperochu July 6, 2004

Bofunkley

A word used to describe an unusual site or something so big no other word could be justified in using.

She came down stairs and I just stared at her big bofunkley head.

by Jerry Shaffer June 15, 2004

Bofunkle

A hefty southern gentlemen who is generally aloof but means well.

He is a nice guy but is a bofunkle.

by Bloodbloob123 July 14, 2021

bonwinkled

To be bent out of shape or shocked.

“I was shocked, I was bonwinkled if you will!”

by Avg_TreeHuggingLibtard February 3, 2022

bunfungle

⠀bunfungle
⠀⠀/'BUNfəng(ə)l/
verb
past tense: bunfungled; past participle: bunfungled
⠀⠀execute a task poorly
⠀⠀"he will most likely bunfungle the feather-block walk"

⠀⠀bunfungled
⠀⠀/'BUNfəng(ə)ld/
adjective
adjective: bunfungled
⠀1. severely disfigured or ugly
⠀⠀"her face was completely bunfungled"
⠀2. poorly made or manufactured
⠀⠀"the mouse arrived in bunfungled condition"

⠀⠀bunfungle
⠀⠀/'BUNfəng(ə)l/
noun
noun: bunfungle; plural noun: bunfungles
⠀1. a poorly done task
⠀⠀"this paint job was a bunfungle"
⠀2. a person with no competence or skill in any field
⠀⠀"he is a complete and utter bunfungle"

DON'T bunfungle the test today James.

by amazingwords June 22, 2022

Bonquinkleton

When a Barnes & Noble is very sexually appealing to a person.

My cousin becomes very bonquinkleton when she drives by a Barnes & Noble, which causes her deep emotional connection with the store, leading to long sexual thoughts.

by BonquinkletonLover.com March 7, 2024