No one wants to fuck a shaved boney hole. It’s like sticking your dick in a skeleton covered in cactus needles.
by Elwhin May 7, 2021
Spawn an erection by sheer will through elite control of the bulbospongiosus muscle... often for a utilitarian rather than sexual purpose.
We got stuck in deep snow bank and didn't have a flare, so Abe had to pop a boney and tie a flag to it to signal for help.
by MaryTodd1818 February 26, 2021
by BBC101 July 15, 2018
The setup to a highly humorous joshing wherein one inquires, "Against which Boney shall one discriminate?"
One expects the responder to utter words pertaining to the popular 70s ensemble, Boney M. However, the jocular response is to subvert expectations by ejaculating, "Boney L!" Such hilarity! Such jocosity!
One expects the responder to utter words pertaining to the popular 70s ensemble, Boney M. However, the jocular response is to subvert expectations by ejaculating, "Boney L!" Such hilarity! Such jocosity!
Cornelius: Brother, who is your preferred musical cantor?
Bartholomew: Boney...
Cornelius: M?
Bartholomew: L! Boney L!
Cornelius: Ha! Ha!
Bartholomew: Boney...
Cornelius: M?
Bartholomew: L! Boney L!
Cornelius: Ha! Ha!
by JeKu2118 December 23, 2022
a.k.a. "Slag heap." A boney pile is a mound of coal waste, sometimes the size of a large hill and indistinguishable from rolling hills around it. "Boney" is the waste itself, also known as "slag."
by Edenza February 28, 2008
The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.
by chickchockcheese August 9, 2013
Kathryn told me to check out how excited Brian was that the Olympic women's gymnastics was on, but after Jake reached down and poked it, we realized it was just a phoney boney.
by EmilyJoW August 13, 2008