Bonesanity

When a boner drives you insane

guy 1- Man I saw jessica alba in Good luck chuck and i got a huge boner it was...
guy 2- bonesanity?
guy 1- you read my mind

by skadummy May 20, 2010

Boomslang

When a man shoves his penis down a woman's throat with such force that she faints, and he uses that same penis to slap her across the face to wake her up

"Dude, my girlfriend finally let me boomslang her last night."
"How was it?"
"She almost died..."

by Shakatakata October 17, 2014

Boomslang

One of the deadliest snakes in Africa, and more notably the most powerful and feared broomball team in all of CNY. Known for their questionable team chemistry and ill advised physical play

Fratbro A: Yo we have a broomball game tonight right?
Fratbro B: Yea were playing boomslang though were fucked

by gccacc October 31, 2011

boomslang

1) One of the coolest and scariest snakes in Africa. It venom kills by thinning out the blood, and makes bite victims bleed from every orifice in their body, including eye-sockets.

2)A snake that can kill a grown man with 4mg or less venom.

3) A snake that some total ass-hats keep as a "pet."

I wouldn't hand a boomslang to my worst enemy. Wait. Yes I would.

by LudwigWittgenstein May 14, 2009

bonesman

A member of Skull and Bones, a Yale-based secret society.

America and the world is run by Bonesmen, or so I've heard.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Bonerang

The natural bend of a penis which resembles a boomerang.

Bills Bonerang is so impressive that he fucked that Asian chick Sally's sideways pussy in the most normal way possible.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Boomslang

This is what you say when you walk into a room and a man or woman is masturbating

Oh no, boomslang.

by HoolzFoolz May 29, 2011