bonerjustice

Something amazing that happens after a cock block, resulting in something bad happening to the blocker.

Some douchebag stole Michael's date from the club, but he got bonerjustice when she gave that guy the herps.

by Pretzel-time June 26, 2012

Bonerful

When something is so wonderful you pop a Boner.

It was so bonerful for my girlfriend to take her clothes off randomly.

by Andrew Tompson January 18, 2009

Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Bonerflies

That feeling you get in your pants when you see a beautiful woman. When your junk moves at the sight of a fine piece of ass.

Bro, did you see that girl walk by in that sundress....She gave me a serious case of the Bonerflies!

by Jesykah March 3, 2015

Bonerfied

Having a boner like no other

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.

by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

Bonerous

A portmanteau of 'Boner' and 'Onerous'. An adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. Used to describe a boner that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble.

He felt a bonerous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally.

or

He looked at his secretary and then at his trousers. Fully aware of the bonerous circumstances, he proceeded to spank dat ass.

by ElCappa August 20, 2012