When your wiener gets hard due to the rushing of blood into it. Happens usually when you are horny. Or when you first wake up in the morning.
by buuuddy April 16, 2011
Get the bonermug. by mcjesus16 November 14, 2017
Get the bonermug. 1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.
2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.
2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.
1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents.
2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.
Guy 2: What a "boner"!
2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.
Guy 2: What a "boner"!
by 2J May 13, 2005
Get the bonermug. 1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.
2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
by Vicious Bitch June 30, 2006
Get the bonermug. The bane of an adolescent young man's existence. Usually happens during class, normally after eyeing an attractive girl. Extremely embarassing, and when you get one, you'll stick your hand in your pocket to tuck it into your boxers in a futile attempt to avoid discomfort/embarassment. In the worst cases, you'll end up coming in your pants.
Rob: Shit, man I was looking at Samantha in English class, and I got a damn boner, man!
Joe: Did it show?
Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!
Joey: Shit, dude.
Joe: Did it show?
Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!
Joey: Shit, dude.
by Grand Lizard Theodore September 25, 2006
Get the bonermug. So you're in 8th period english
And the girl behind you is a DD
And you keep staring at her
And you're like
"Wow. I'd like to do that."
You mind sends stimulation to your crotch
And increases the blood flow
And it's another word for erection.
And the girl behind you is a DD
And you keep staring at her
And you're like
"Wow. I'd like to do that."
You mind sends stimulation to your crotch
And increases the blood flow
And it's another word for erection.
by lala2341 October 23, 2011
Get the bonermug. by Light Joker April 3, 2006
Get the bonermug.