Bonerjam

1. To physically prevent someone from getting an erection

2. A preservative made out of erect penises

3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball

4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex

5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM"

1. He thought he was going to get some, but I showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major bonerjam!

2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it.

3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?"
Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!"

4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?"
You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night."

5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam.

by JackW. February 17, 2010

Bonerjam

When something unintentionally goes wrong that isn't trivial or earth shattering. A shitty situation that can be humorous.

Larry: "After Ben nailed that nasty chick on Halloween he locked her out of his room forcing Ed to share his bed with her for the night..."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."

by Summit Brother December 9, 2008

Bonehammer

noun or verb

the act of giving sex to a woman,

messed up, wrecked, destroyed

I just gave your mom the Bonehammer
I am Bonehammering your girlfriend

by lloydiantiger November 30, 2011

Bonerjam

The funk on one’s junk.

Since he hadn’t showered in a few days his feet had horrible toe jam, but his junk’s bonerjam was truly odious!

by Sha_Ney_Ney April 7, 2021

Bonerjam

That white shit that comes out of your dick when your having sex or jacking off. Otherwise known as cum.

Person 1: "Oh dude there's bonerjam all over my pants"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Cum."

by The fucking rat April 6, 2021

Bonerjams

term of endearment for a person you make sexytime with

Nick was excited to call Anna and when she picked up he said "sup bonerjams"

by Nikobe February 26, 2009

bonerjam

1. a bonerjam is where individuals gather, as many would gather for a party or fiesta, and have so much fun dancing with each other to music that causes individuals to jam, or dance to, and in the process forcing the males to achieve a mind-blowing erection. Females can achieve a boner jam by developing increased hardening in their nipples and a moistness in their vaginal area. The difference between males and females is that the male must jam his boner into something and the female must have her vaginajammed with a boner. Out of this act a dish may be contrived, known as bonerjambalaya, with its roots in Creole culture.

2.an individual that sucks so hard at life that he dances, or jams, to music but he is such a loser, or boner that his dancing is referred to as a "bonerjam". Those dubbed "bonerjam" are never very popular with the general public.

1.Bryan and all his friends had such a fun time at the beach that when someone started blasting Lady Gaga, a bonerjam ensued, resulting in a very dirty and sandy bonerjambalaya that was left in puddles all over the sand.
2. Jessica walked into the class reunion and requested "Take on Me" by Ah-Ha and resulted in a horrific display of one of the greatest bonerjams, causing all who witnessed it to begin whipping cake at her in disgust.

by shukakke May 28, 2010