bonch

The section between a woman's vagina and her asshole...

Women love to have their bonches pinched....

by Anferney June 30, 2004

bonch

Used to greet someone in a way to surprise/startle them.

Person 1 (walks up to Person 2): "BONCH!"
Person 2: "Whoa, hey man, what's up"

by LoofY July 24, 2008

bonch

1. A rude, obnoxious, and/or belligerent person. (s)he is usually said to have a smelly crotch.

Dude, no way! That bonch snagged my beer while I went to go drain my main vein!! What a rude, obnoxious and/or belligerent person he is!

by frieze July 14, 2003

bonch

a: the area on a girl that alows you to pick them up like a 6 pack. b: a dumbass/dipshit/chump

What a fucking bonch.

by spudbutt October 11, 2007

bonch

1-nasty, smelly, harry, sweaty, stanky, crusty, crunchy puss.
2-A stupid or annoying person douche bag
3-Paul Poulos

1-I smelt that girls bonch a mile away!
2-You can't possibly be that big of a bonch, what's wrong with you Bonch!
3-If you knew him, you'd know what I'm talking about.

by thebigbonch October 8, 2006

bonch

Like, whatever, dude.
Literally means anything you want it to. Can mean babe, or bitch. Has got to start with a "b", however.

Dude 1: Hey u see that bonch over there?
Dude 2: Nope, because bonch has no specific meaning and is a social construct.
Dude 1: That is so far outttt, duuuude
Dude 2: yee

by peterlexyah September 18, 2018

bonch

something you say when youre about to leave (bounce out)

imma bonch. i gotta bonch out.

by lskdfdsogh September 7, 2004