Bologna Pony

Body of Origin Dickn’balls Scandinavian

A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.

(Female) I am going to ride the bologna pony tonight!

(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.

by Luncheonmeat1 January 27, 2010

jumbo bologna pony

when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.

This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.

by DJ Squid November 20, 2004

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

bologna pony

male pleasure thingy

every one in irag loves the bologna pony-you mother fuckers

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

bologna pony

see: fuzzy no no

AJ loves the bologna pony

by BOWZER July 27, 2003

Wild Bologna Pony

Slang term for a penis.

"Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"

OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."

by poopfloop September 22, 2011

Bologna ponymen

Bologna ponymen dress like cowboy Mount each other off into the mountains when jerking get hard

Is bologna ponymen so hard

by Kingofdick June 18, 2019