Bodge

To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.

"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."

by Katie Br February 23, 2009

Bodg

To simultaneously wear a speedo swimming cap whilst doing some DIY

I wanted to have a nap and a quick wank but accidentally had a 'Bodg' instead!

by teeeeeeedog February 25, 2019

bodge

Gastric state of being overly full, with no room for even a morsel more of food.

Thank you, I'll pass. I am positively bodge. There are some who suggest that to avoid being bodge one should not eat anything larger than one's head.

by bezzoncape February 3, 2010

Bodge

The act of sexual activity.

"I'm getting some bodge this weekend."

"I'd like to get some bodge from her."

"How about some bodge?"

by C*SQUIRES April 28, 2006

Bodge

A massive pair of balls that r big enough to knock someone out most people with bodges use them to hit people round the face with they are extremely sexy

“WOW MARCY DO U SEE THTA MASSIVE BODGE”
“They ain’t special I have bigger”

by Big bodge barry November 5, 2019

bodge

A dirty lekker who likes to whip, lick and tease big snakes, generally of yumm people such as jamie cullum

Bodge: May i whip you please?

by *Addy* January 30, 2005

bodge

"Bodge" is British slang for breasts.

X-rated demon that lives in my head, hungry for bodge and he wants to be fed. from "No Bone Movies" by Ozzy

by miamigroove October 20, 2010