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Blurry Skys

Peak definition of amazingness and gets gains at the gym.
by Mr.Skys July 3, 2022
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Blurry Insomnia

Blurry Insomnia is a guy who doesn't t have a life and spends his whole days looking at memes and screaming for the gods to have mercy upon him because he has anxiety and fear of socialising.
Guy1: "Have you seen the new meme Blurry Insomnia just posted?"
Guy2 : "Yeah its so good, shame he doesn't want to have a social life and friends"
by Wheezy July 20, 2018
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Blurry Zebra

When a white girl vigorously jerks off a black man creating a blurred mess of white fingers over black cock.
Man, she was really pumping that thing; looked like a blurry zebra.
by Wordywordy January 18, 2017
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Blurry Hand Syndrome

Frantic/desperate masturbation, possibly chronic.

Believed to have originated from the observation that male porn performers while attempting to achieve ejaculation for a cumshot will often masturbate so frantically that their hand movements become completely blurred.
"The website triggered an immediate attack of Blurry Hand Syndrome"

"The poor guy suffered from chronic Blurry Hand Syndrome when viewing photos of Megan Fox"
by fred9999 October 20, 2012
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blurry mario

"Hey man I was super drunk last night and made out with a blurry Mario"
"Ew gross bro!"
by rentit69 August 9, 2018
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blurry.one

Very real basically a good person that may have as we all do quirks however those quirks are endearing
by ArkAngelAyana April 6, 2022
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Blurry gun

A way of describing how an individual may meet his or her end (via natural causes and/or God’s will, of course) due to an act of violence showcased with a homemade gun emoji. The gun is blurry as it is in motion.
*Tinder profile:
I’m an open book.

Want to know something, just ask.

*Apple being unable to sync blocked contacts across all past devices

“I can’t believe he put ‘just ask me’ in his bio. I’ll never ask, in fact he deserves the blurry gun.”
by Never scared May 1, 2025
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