blumpkinesiology

the scientific study of the art of:
a. giving blumpkins
and
b. recieving blumpkins

Karl studied hard for eight years and he finaly got his license in blumpkinesiology. His next goal was to become a Bill Bellamysologist.

by the bombastic blumptastic May 1, 2003

blumpkinoscopy

Is when a man over the age of 30 gets a colonoscopy and recieves a blow job during the process.

Man : I'm here for my blumpkinoscopy.

Nurse: Ok sir please step up to the table and turn to the side.

Man: Wow this blumpkinoscopy is not near as bad as it thought it would be.

by Timmmmeh May 12, 2010

blumpkins

giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating

guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!

crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....

by teh poof June 13, 2005

blumpkinexting

sexting + shexting = blumpkinexting

texting while taking a shit while getting head

you dumb fucker, i can't come over now, i was fucking blumpkinexting you so give me a god damn few minutes

by righteous turd bro October 17, 2010

Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

blumpkineer

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.

She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.

by agathasausage June 26, 2009

blumpkinette

The same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female

Paul loved Itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette.

by PaulBaby August 19, 2007