Blumfty

Getting your cock sucked while you're taking a shit.

This cock hungry bitch was so desparate that she gave me a blumfty!

by doggingscene August 14, 2009

Bufty Florence

An extremely homosexual person. Popularly abbreviated to bufty.

'You are such a bufty florence'

Guy 1: 'Oh man I was so wasted last night I almost got with a dude'
Guy 2: 'Man you would've been a serious bufty florence.'

'OI, BUFTY FLORENCE'

by ccmckenzie February 5, 2010

Bufty

To clean, shine, and detail a car to perfection. On average a 2-4 hour job cleaning the inside, outside, and underside. The industry standard set by Frayz2buckets is the last 2 buckets of water used must remain clear hence the name.

Hello Bob are you busy tomorrow, Yeah sorry mate its my usual Saturday morning bufty session, are you doing a frayz2buckets, Yeah sorry, OK mate I will see you at the posers cruise.

by Essex Scooby Crew April 20, 2006

bufty

a ringstabber

i never go to that bar its a "bufty"bar

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Bufty

Possessing old-school class - that which money simply can't buy. What the elder members of the aristocracy possess in busloads, typically involving enormous moustaches and inpenetrably posh accents.
What a lot of Americans (particularly those who go to Oxbridge or Ivy League universities) absolutely love.

Oxford is the most bufty university in the world.

The Duke of Monmouth is the buftiest old gent you'll ever meet.

by Frenchdog July 27, 2006

Blurty

An online journal thing.

Person1: I wish I had an online journal like you.
Person2: You can! Just go to www.blurty.com

by SwiNgeR July 12, 2003

Bufty Warlord

Bufty is a derogatory name for a homosexual person and a Bufty Warlord is the king of all bufties.

Allan: morning Bufty!
Mark Brown: I think you'll find it's Bufty Warlord to you sir!

by Goffrey4111 July 8, 2016