blueshell

Ruining friendships since 1996

guy 1: im about to win
guy 2: i dont think so *throws blueshell*
guy 1: fuuuuuuuucccck, were no longer friends
guy 2: :(

by lolman63 December 12, 2018

blueck

combination of the colors blue and black, made famous by a tweet by Joe Jonas on February 15, 2010.

"You know it's early when... The sky is in between color of black and blue.. It's blueck."

by heartsarahh February 15, 2010

bluehost

Extremely poor web hosting. The worst of the worst in web hosting.

Hey stupid you just signed up for a bluehost web hosting company.

by Loyd Endings January 14, 2008

blueshirted

A slang term for a bleeding asshole after rough anal sex. Named after customer service staff experiences at the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.

Hey Skyler that last round of assfucking has me blueshirted.

Shit !!! Don't get it on the sofa. Here have a tampon.

by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013

bluecoats

A marching drum corps full of angels and gods alike. Their beautiful brass sound shakes the stands and gives your heart a small orgasm. You will never regret watching the Bluecoats play. Especially the 2016 wink. That was just sexy

And in first place........ THE BLUECOATS!!!!!!

by Brendinixxx May 17, 2018

Bluecifer

Bluecifer, Steed of Satan, is a giant blue statue of a horse rearing back on his hind legs. He stands outside Denver International Airport and watches nervous and weary travelers preparing to take a chance in the air. The ultimate power lies in Bluecifer's eyes, which are a type of red LED that pierces the night and will stare a hole through your soul or possibly ignite your car as you drive by.

I was driving to the airport one night to pick up a friend when Bluecifer's eyes distracted me so much that I slid into the ditch. Upon climbing out of my car, Bluecifer shot red lasers at me igniting both my car and the ditch into a fiery blaze. "NOOOO!" I screamed as I turned and ran back to Denver as fast as my horrified ass could run.

by Cadence Caller February 25, 2009

bluehole

A person wearing a Bluetooth earpiece whose aura of self-importance demands all of your time and attention, yet will ignore you completely to answer an incoming call; a person resembling a Borg drone due to wearing a bulky, asinine-looking Bluetooth earpiece, except Borg drones are more creative and interesting

The bluehole stood in the aisle tapping his foot; as soon as I arrived to wait on him he ignored me to take a call.

by Niggardly Eisenhower October 2, 2006