Blue Lagoon

When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.

David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!

Blue Lagoon by anonymous November 6, 2018

Blue Lagoon Syndrome 

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation

A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"

Blue Lagoon Syndrome by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon. 

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.

Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon. by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010

Dippin in the blue lagoon 

When you go Crap in a public bathroom and you are the first user and the water is still blue

I had to do my fsotd at a Mickey D’s and was lucky I was Dippin in the blue lagoon

Dippin in the blue lagoon by John from OP May 25, 2021

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

blue lagooning by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

blue la-goon 

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.

Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*

blue la-goon by Bunk3r August 9, 2018