blub

The sound a clam makes when under water. Also used to call someone a clam.

That kid Mark is such a blub.

by garrett+jeff=love March 1, 2009

blub

An establishment that amalgamates the prevailing negative aspects of a bar and club.

Person 1: 'Hmm the pub is closing. Where else is open?'
Person 2: 'We could hit the blub'
Person 1: 'That's a terrible idea. I'm sleepy. I'm going'
Person 2: ''kay'
Person 3: 'I'm just here to get drunk no matter where'

by TomwithanH October 22, 2012

blub

A complete and utter nonce. A lump of useless boy-fat and pie, that just flops around wasting resources and generally acting like a fat rotund twat.

Blub is a twat
You're nearly as fat as blub
Blub = ghey

by RedFox April 5, 2004

blub

while you wave your had fingers must be shaking and the use of this word must be loud/boisterous

Hey look it is tim BBBBBLLLLLUUUUUUB BBBBBLLLLLUUUUUUB BBBBBLLLLLUUUUUUB BBBBBLLLLLUUUUUUB haha.

by wood May 26, 2003

blub

1. A informal greating that involves the waving of hand up and down.

BLUB BLUB BLUB!!, Sup wood!

by Tim Dickit May 23, 2003

blub blub blub

A phrase used when experiencing an intensely awkward situation. (often used in conjunction with a hand gesture: Flat hand, palm down, rising as if to indicate an increasing water level.)

Oh your from New Orleans hmm? Learn to swim? ... Blub blub blub

by mytime_notyours July 2, 2010

blub blub

The sound of the number two electronics company in America (Circuit City Inc.) going under.

That ship is going down. *Blub blub.*

by B. Burgess December 9, 2008