free blowage

the art of blowing up your holy hole OR a holy hole shuckage

Do you need some free blowage tonight? Yeah. Thanks.
Glaze my holy hole! EMBRACE YOU INNER HOLY HOLE!!!\
Come over! We can play blowage...
It'll be fun AF

by suckshuckpumprepeat_SHUCKPUMP May 4, 2018

blowfag

a douche bag who blows the contents of a bowl into oblivion.

BRIDGE Became the blowfag of our town on many ocassions

BRIDGE is a bitch

by Brenden Huddy August 21, 2006

Blowbag

When you are giving anal and poop gets stuck inside your pee hole.

Damnit Sarah! I’m here to make sweet, sweet lovin’ with you, and you just gave me a Blowbag! Gross!

by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021

Mind Blownage

Due to the total plethora of mind blowing, you are left with an explosion of astronomical proportions in the cranial regency.

Example: in the case of felines partaking of cat nip, the mind retracts then expands at an extraordinary rate causing the proverbial mushroom cloud to appear hypothetically (but also realistically, intrinsically, metaphorically, and spiritually, etc.) between their ears in the absence of brain.

"The amount of cheese in the taco was Mind Blownage, brah" - Anonymous

by Jsas September 22, 2023

blograge

Expressing your deep inner hatred of the world and everything in it via your blog, message boards, or other "fake internet bullshit."

Inherently pathetic yet somehow deeply therapeutic in a purely superficial way.

And so today my boss reprimanded me, my brother told me I'm not invited to the wedding, and my friend Carrie backed out on the plans to go to Tahoe! Argh! My blograge is strong today.

by unipus December 29, 2004

blowage

A noun describing the degree to which a target has been or can be passed.

We can have a maximum of two days blowage on this project before the client will refuse to pay.

by Stuart Concannon February 27, 2005

blowage

The degree to which a wind-making machine achieves its desired effect. Coined in the "Making of the Lose My Voice" video, viewable at www.carmenandcamille.com

Wow, check out Camille's hair. That's some major blowage.

by The Visualiser September 16, 2008