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blow dryer poopie 

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.
I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
blow dryer poopie by Gajapidi March 18, 2014
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boston blow dryer 

when you are getting a blowjob and you jizz on her face then you quickly roll over and fart in her face there fore blow drying the jizz off of her face
jessica felt very ashamed after alex boston blow dryer the jizz off her face

St. Louis Blow Dryer 

When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.
Baby, I have a garbage bag under the sink. Can you give me a St. Louis Blow dryer

Wisconsin Blow Dryer 

The act of cumming on anothers face, then proceding to dry the cum with your farts.
Damn I was so gassy that I just HAD to give dat bitch a Wisconsin Blow Dryer!

Lincoln Blow Dryer 

The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party
I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.
Lincoln Blow Dryer by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019

Chocolate blow dryer 

A chocolate blow dryer is the act of sharting in a sleeping woman's face.
Man last night I gave that chick a chocolate blow dryer!
Chocolate blow dryer by Eng3dean August 20, 2016

hand blow dryer 

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.
When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
hand blow dryer by Kt K March 21, 2007