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A self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. Or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. Blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.
The other team was full of Blorkes, they for sure thought they'd win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.

I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.

She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.
by Muiram July 5, 2017
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blork

the sound a wet fish makes when it hits a sold surface
by jonjon September 10, 2004
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Blork

switching up some vocabulary (from the F-bomb) for everyone who doesn't want to offend, but ...

1. needs an expletive to just fill in between socially and religiously acceptable words or phrases currently used in the English language.

2. must emphasize the content of a statement or express a relatively unpleasant feeling or wish.

3. would like to relate something relatively pleasant.
1. (Example: I can't blorking believe that blorking blork blorked me over and I didn't blorking know it until I was totally blorked.)
2. (Example: I am so blorking mad. That blorking blork left me standing in the blorking rain and stood me the blork up.)
3. (Example: I can't blorking believe how blorking great that blorking dinner and subsequent blork was.)
by spedano March 15, 2011
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Blork

A messed up password for retared BF1942 noobs
Noob: The password is blork
by Fool November 23, 2003
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Blork

A word used to describe a large amount of mucous and snot stuffing ones nose or the green goop that and junk that gets hacked out of your lungs when you are sick.
My nose is stuffed up with blork.
by The MA Show March 31, 2019
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Blorking

A mix of bluffing and working. When you're trying to look busy while not accomplishing anything.
Jim: Dude, I just blorked the entire time in the cure for cancer class.

Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.
by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019
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Blorkes

Salty shippers off a great ship named Bellarke.They don't have a live and ruin the nice Bellarke fandom.
Person 1 : "These salty blorkes!"
Person 2: "As salty as clexughs
by Bellarker February 24, 2017
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