Blops

The action of taking a silent but violent shit, where thine ass maketh no noise, but thine shit hitting the toilet water doth.

In other words you may not realize it until it's in the crapper, but it's just the same thing: just another stinking pile of shit.

Hey Joey, I just unleased a giant load of blops on my old thunder mug.

by BlopsIsBadMkay March 17, 2011

Blopping

Playing Call of Duty: Black Ops

Hey bro, I was blopping earlier today when this totally hot chick friended my XBox Live account and our COD avatars totally made out right in the middle of battle. Then I jerked it to some anime porn.

by BloppingBro December 07, 2010

blop

beautiful lovely open pussy

I ... in the forest , come upon... her BLOP ... in fantasy dream.

by Bsurdist! The Monsignore Jones November 10, 2015

Blop

Verb- The consumption of alcohol.

Every weekend high school students blop and make crucial moves.

by Move maker January 09, 2006

Blop

The verb, to play black ops.

What are you doing? Bloping

Dude i just bloped

by Blopisaverb November 16, 2010

Blop

To have sexual relations with, or to ejaculate on someone.

"Damn look at that chick across the class, I would totally blop her." "Yeah I blopped on my girl last night."

by Zxlla December 03, 2014

blops

shortened version of "black ops," an installment in the Call of Duty series of video games.

Sebastian: yo wanna play some ball?

Ronnie: stfu dude i'm playing blops

Sebastian: wtf is blops...

by Polizzi March 22, 2011