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blodge

i am so mad i have blodge fist period.
by dilpgh May 4, 2003
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blodgett

1. an extremely amazing girl who brightens anyone's day.
2. a girl who could give any guy a blow job.
3. a bargain shopper who looks fabulous
4. a zany comeback that leaves everyone laughing
5. a girl who never wears pants
"that blodgett girl just told me my necklace was cute, i'm not gonna kill myself"

"today? i'm booked up until 11"

"Did you see blodgett's scarf? she got it for a buck!"

"mo money mo bitches."

"Blodgett, the last time you wore pants was ....holyfuck... is it breezy?"
by her best friend March 16, 2008
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Blodgett

Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.
That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.

Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.
by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010
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Bloxgemeinschaftist

Bloxgemeinschaftist, an individual or is a firm and ardant follower in the theory of uniting the people of the Bavarian military and civilian sector on Roblox to create a strong united community to achieve a common goal in maintaining prosperity and stability within the current and future borders of Bavaria and the Model Family. Bloxgemeinschaft is achieved through military action, and maintained by civilian commonality. Civilians may also be referred to as "Bloxgenosse".
- There is a huge rally at the parade grounds to commemorate 5 years on the achievement of the Bloxgemeinschaft.

- My brother is a prominent Bloxgemeinschaftist.
by FezaliteFonzeModel April 15, 2023
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blodgering

blodgering is the act of vigorously pulling the tampon from the vagina of a mensturating female while doing her up the arse, and then repeatedly whipping her with the tampon.
"me and Sue are into blodgering"

"i love to get blodgered"
by Emma and Tim October 16, 2008
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conner blodgett

The most legit person ever. Probably can do a backflip and all the ladies luv CONNER!!!!!
GIRL: i love you conner
CONNER BLODGETT: I know
by yaaaaaaassss May 4, 2018
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blodger

A long haired child who has sufferd from beatings and has extremely big calfs, gets a "sucky sucky" from a dirty old school teacher who knows his life background and denys that he is gay. the child may also have a partner called roxanne who he met in spain ????? ---------BOLLOCKS. this is not true. as parents you may find the silly little cunt will be lying for more effection and tender loving care. the child has a tendansy to be given a blow job by an old woman with a very dry fanny and false teeth. mmmmmmmm. the child gets a huge irrection when micheal carrick is within a 300 mile radius of his bell end. he can shoot for england, no he is not good at football, this occurs when an old women is tossing him off and he explodes in her mouth. tennis rackets may be seen half way up his anus for excitement whilst watching a wimbledon 3rd round qualifier. the child could fuck puma if it was a fanny, even though it is not , you may find him poking his own puma bag !!!
Blodger aka Daniel Shearing aka dodge
by Jerry hu October 23, 2007
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